A good laugh

Mood: Upbeat
music: Cry Baby Cry-Santana
Considering it has taken me two days to straighten out my ENT, I still have not heard from him or my Neurologist yet. Hope to hear from at least one of them tomorrow. Not much else going on, same shit different day. My Aunt sent me the jokes below. They gave me a good laugh to cap off my night. Tootles

THE MOMMY TEST

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart. When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.